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SEASON I · 2026–27
One league.
Two time zones.
Questionable judgment.
California and Texas compete on one board for one trophy. The math is serious. We are not.
THE ONLY TABLE THAT MATTERS
PGA Standings
| RK | MOVE | PLAYER | DIVISION | ROUNDS | WINS | PODIUMS | CREDITS | STROKES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | — |  Jordan “The Dick-Tater” Wheless | CA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | — |  Jared “Backshots” Gonzales | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | — |  CJ Johnson | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | — | TMTaylor “Poopy Tee” McGehee | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | — |  Collin “The Magic Butthole” Causey | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
DIVISION TABLES
Local bragging rights.
Overall competition stays unified. These tables show the pecking order closer to home.
CA
California Division4 PLAYERS
| RK | MOVE | PLAYER | DIVISION | ROUNDS | WINS | PODIUMS | CREDITS | STROKES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | — | Jordan “The Dick-Tater” Wheless | CA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | — | MGMichael “Only the TIPs” Greene | CA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | — |  Griffin “The Piss Missler” Maat | CA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | — | TCTom “The Autistic Tornado” Chidlaw | CA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
TX
Texas Division7 PLAYERS
| RK | MOVE | PLAYER | DIVISION | ROUNDS | WINS | PODIUMS | CREDITS | STROKES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | — | Jared “Backshots” Gonzales | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 2 | — | CJ Johnson | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 3 | — | TMTaylor “Poopy Tee” McGehee | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 4 | — | Collin “The Magic Butthole” Causey | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 5 | — | ABAdam “Stronk Retard” Burdette | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 6 | — | RBRon Bell | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | — |  Chris “Hentai Sensei” Bowser | TX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
*Division Standings are for local bragging rights and ceremonial purposes only.
RACE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP
Seven gets you in.
Excuses do not.
Five PGA Rounds minimum. Up to 2 Flex rounds in the assigned window. Every 2 Credits earn 1 Championship Stroke, capped at 3.
Jordan Wheless0 PGA + 0 Flex
0/77 TO GO
Jared Gonzales0 PGA + 0 Flex
0/77 TO GO
CJ Johnson0 PGA + 0 Flex
0/77 TO GO
TM
Taylor McGehee0 PGA + 0 Flex
0/77 TO GO